Showing posts with label horrible poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horrible poetry. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

An Awful Ode to Homemade Bread

This has nothing to do with anything...

Thy pockets are full
Of yeasty goodness
Air apparent
-ly awesome in admixture with gluten

Thou art crusty
And toasty and buttered
My teeth gnash
-ing across molecular webs that breadily fruiten

My mind is awhirl
A cascading torrent
Of bready texture
-s synapses fire ecstatically as I nosh

Wilt thou snog
O my slice
Softly thy coo
-ing to me makes mouth water in lusty anticipation of biting into your spongy innards

[This is better when it’s performed, as opposed to being read—ed.]